A loving husband who means well but is simply misunderstood, Bill, was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary and his wife was very ticked off at him. She told him, "Bill, tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds flat, AND IT BETTER BE THERE."
The next morning, Bill got up very early. When his wife awoke two hours later, she looked out the window and, sure enough, there was a small gift wrapped box sitting in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and slippers, ran out to the driveway, and took the small box into the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Bill is not yet able to have visitors yet, the doctors think maybe next week...
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