|The Maid's Raise|
A Mexican maid asked her boss for a pay increase.
The senora was not happy, and decided to talk to the maid about the raise.
She asked: "Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?"
Maria: "Well, Seņora, there are tree reasons why I wanna increaze. The first ees that I iron better than ju."
Wife: "Who said you iron better than me?"
Maria: "Jor hozban, he say so."
Wife: "Oh yeah?"
Maria: "The second reason eez that I am a better cook than ju."
Wife: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?"
Maria: "Jor hozban did!"
Wife increasingly agitated: "Oh he did, did he?"
Maria: "The third reason is that I am better at sex than ju in the bed."
The wife, really boiling now and through gritted teeth, said, "And did my husband tell you that as well?"
Maria: "No Seņora. The gardener did."
Wife: "OK! So how much do you want?"
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