|How Smart Do You Feel?|
"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids
all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd
love to be skinny like that, but not with all those
flies and death and stuff,"
"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very
important part of your life,"
"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part
of my body,"
"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the
lowest crime rates in the country,"
"I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through
We are the president,"
"That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death
by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it,"
"I don't feel we did wrong in taking this great
country away from them.
There were great numbers of people who needed new
land, and the Indians were selfishly trying to keep it
"Half this game is ninety percent mental."
"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment.
It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing
"I love California. I practically grew up in
" It's no exaggeration to say that the undecideds
could go one way or another"
"We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean
air do we need?"
"I was provided with additional input that was
radically different from the truth. I assisted in
furthering that version,"
"The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A
genius is a guy like Norman Einstein,"
"We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude
certain types of people."
"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
"We are ready for an unforeseen event that may or may
"Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from
"Your food stamps will be stopped effective March
1992 because we received notice that you passed away.
May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change
in your circumstances."
"If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack
in at night as they go to bed and it will monitor their
heart throughout the night.
And the next morning, when they wake up dead, there'll
be a record."
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