1971: Long hair
2001: Longing for hair

1971: The perfect high
2001: The perfect high yield mutual fund

1971: KEG
2001: EKG

1971: Acid rock
2001: Acid reflux

1971: Moving to California because it's cool
2001: Moving to California because it's warm

1971: Growing pot
2001: Growing pot belly

1971: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor
2001: Trying not to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor

1971: Seeds and stems
2001: Roughage

1971: Popping pills, Smoking joints
2001: Popping Joints

1971: Killer weed
2001: Weed killer

1971: Hoping for a BMW
2001: Hoping for a BM

1971: The Grateful Dead
2001: Dr. Kevorkian

1971: Going to a new, hip joint
2001: Receiving a new hip joint

1971: Rolling Stones
2001: Kidney stones

1971: Being called into the principal's office
2001: Calling the principal's office

1971: Screw the system
2001: Upgrade the system

1971: Disco
2001: Costco

1971: Peace sign
2001: Mercedes logo

1971: Parents begging you to get your hair cut
2001: Children begging you to get their head shaved

1971: Taking acid
2001: Taking antacid

1971: Passing the drivers test
2001: Passing the vision test

1971: Whatever
2001: Depends